Rachel Berry ([personal profile] somethingspecial) wrote2011-07-04 04:11 pm

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Good afternoon, Adstringendum!

[Rachel is outside today, wearing a red shirt and a blue skirt, with white leggings and blue shoes. To the majority of Adstringendum, it appears that she's just wearing what she always wears, but to those that are hip to Rachel's tremendous amount of jive, she's rather... patriotic today.

She adjusts the PCD quickly before nodding firmly to herself.]


I do believe that should do it... well! For those of you that are American, today is Independence Day! And while the majority of you are not even from ... well, Earth or anything resembling it, I thought it would be appropriate for those to celebrate it accordingly. And back home, when I celebrate it, my dads take me to the parade, in which I sing the National Anthem, and we celebrate by eating Tofutti and vegan dogs -- but that is entirely besides the point.

[DEEP BREATH.]

The point is that I would like, very much, to sing it for you, so you may enjoy it for the beautiful song that it is, and so we can all share something of an Independence Day -- even if you aren't from America or Earth or the universe that I reside in.

[aka she's not going to give you a choice, adoring public. But to her credit, at least she sings the anthem beautifully and without error. And when she is done, Rachel gives a winning smile, before giving a curtsy, and the feed is shut off.]

[voice] THREADJACKS HARDER THAN KAT DOES

[identity profile] serenadesdragon.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachel, think about it, when you're on Broadway are you going to tell any of your critics that they're going to work on a pole if they don't like something you did?

[Calm your tits, woman.]

[voice]

[identity profile] serenadesdragon.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Not everyone is going to use constructive criticism. There will be mean hearted people who do things like this.

You just have to show that you're the better person...not tell them that they're going to be a stripper.

[voice]

[identity profile] serenadesdragon.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Calling people strippers won't win you any PR points.

[voice] /jacks all the threads

[identity profile] hexdontlie.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The boy has a point. Don't fight fire with fire. Be the better person.

[voice] LOOK, JINX NEEDS A GAY BEST FRIEND, TOO. SHARE.

[identity profile] hexdontlie.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone ever tell you they'd like you better with a gag?

[voice] BUT SHE WANTS YOUR HALF

[identity profile] hexdontlie.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes, actually. She can't sing to save her life.]

Is eating good for them, then? Because you're a little chubby.

[voice] WHY YOU SO MEAN

[identity profile] hexdontlie.livejournal.com 2011-07-06 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It may not have been clever, but you still had the need to defend yourself.