somethingspecial | 31 [Video]

Good afternoon, Adstringendum!

[Rachel is outside today, wearing a red shirt and a blue skirt, with white leggings and blue shoes. To the majority of Adstringendum, it appears that she's just wearing what she always wears, but to those that are hip to Rachel's tremendous amount of jive, she's rather... patriotic today.

She adjusts the PCD quickly before nodding firmly to herself.]

I do believe that should do it... well! For those of you that are American, today is Independence Day! And while the majority of you are not even from ... well, Earth or anything resembling it, I thought it would be appropriate for those to celebrate it accordingly. And back home, when I celebrate it, my dads take me to the parade, in which I sing the National Anthem, and we celebrate by eating Tofutti and vegan dogs -- but that is entirely besides the point.

[DEEP BREATH.]

The point is that I would like, very much, to sing it for you, so you may enjoy it for the beautiful song that it is, and so we can all share something of an Independence Day -- even if you aren't from America or Earth or the universe that I reside in.

[aka she's not going to give you a choice, adoring public. But to her credit, at least she sings the anthem beautifully and without error. And when she is done, Rachel gives a winning smile, before giving a curtsy, and the feed is shut off.]

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My ears are bleeding now. Thanks.

Then I suggest you remove whatever was wedged within them in order to cause such a thing -- you must have missed my performance.

[SO THERE.]

Unfortunately, I heard it loud and clear. Very loud. Do you ever shut up, or is "attention whore" your default?

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[You remind her of Santana.

Fortunately for Rachel, she built up a resistance to Santana a long time ago.]

I don't recognize you -- which means that you just got here, is that right? Funny, how you talk so big over a PCD without so much as a video feed to show your face.

I have no time or attention for cowards or idiots, so if you would please make this quick, I have a date to get to.

If you'd like to meet me in person, I'd gladly show you my face. As it is, I just don't want the male population to catch a glimpse of my beauty. I value my alone time and I like having a bed to myself.

[Or she doesn't want to freak out the locals and have the angry mob at her doorstep. But that works, too.]

Who, in their right mind, would date a little banshee like you?

The same person who knows that I am going to have the entire world at my feet while you are stuck working on a pole.

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[She chuckles.]

Presumptuous little thing, aren't you?

So, do tell me your plans for world domination. I'd love to hear them. We can compare notes.

Who said anything about world domination?

I will rise to stardom -- I will seal my place in Broadway's history as one of the best singers of all time -- and people will love me for my talent and who I am. I will be a role model -- and people will look up to me, and it won't be through fear and whatever else you are thinking.

So, please, kindly shove it up your ass and stop wasting my time.

[Jinx, well, busts up. A lot. She's cackling so hard, she can barely breathe.]

Humans have such petty goals!

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I am not the one calling people banshees.

I suggest you look up a new definition of the word 'petty'.

How are you going to sing on Broadway if you can't leave this place?

[Still snickering.]

You'll be stuck here, singing for people who don't really want to hear you, poorly dressed and overconfident until you die.

You do realize that none of what you are saying actually matters, because I know I will make it to Broadway, and I know I will achieve my dreams.

Whether or not you will do much of anything with your life is up to you.

I quite frankly could care less, you insignificant, overconfident, worthless specimen of a person.

Sounds like someone is just dying to get her big nose broken.

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somethingspecial - 2011-07-05 22:48 (UTC) - Expand

hexdontlie.livejournal.com - 2011-07-05 22:56 (UTC) - Expand

[Oh christ girls you are making him think of his class all over again.]

M-Miss Rachel, the more you respond to her taunting, the less likely it is that she'll stop...

She needs to get silenced.

She's trying to get a rise out of you, and it's working.

Just ignore her, no matter what she says. You know it's not true. She'll shut up.

[Hrrrrrrgh.]

I hear enough of her type of bile at school. I do not need to hear it here.

Then ignore it. You're much better than lowering yourself to bickering back.

... fine.

[She'll stop. x|]

exarmatio - 2011-07-05 22:52 (UTC) - Expand

Rachel, think about it, when you're on Broadway are you going to tell any of your critics that they're going to work on a pole if they don't like something you did?

[Calm your tits, woman.]

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It wasn't criticism.

Not everyone is going to use constructive criticism. There will be mean hearted people who do things like this.

You just have to show that you're the better person...not tell them that they're going to be a stripper.

[Damn you, Blaine, and your dapper logic.]

I suppose.

Calling people strippers won't win you any PR points.

The boy has a point. Don't fight fire with fire. Be the better person.

31 [Video]

[voice] because she must be mean to EVERYONE YOU PLAY

[voice] LMAO LOOK I REGRET NOTHING.

[voice] I'M STILL SORRYYYYYYYY

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[voice] OKAY. T___T

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[voice] THREADJACKS HARDER THAN KAT DOES

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[voice] /jacks all the threads

[voice] LOOK THAT IS HER GAY BOYFRIEND YOU ARE MESSING WITH H0R

[voice] LOOK, JINX NEEDS A GAY BEST FRIEND, TOO. SHARE.

[voice] NO BLAINE AND KURT ARE HERS GO AWAY HALF OF ADS IS GAY ANYWAY

[voice] BUT SHE WANTS YOUR HALF

[voice] NO DAMMIT

[voice] WHY YOU SO MEAN