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[People have gone home. Sebastian is a demon. Ciel Phantomhive is on a skyscraper. And some weird priestess girl can apparently sense evil.

So what does Rachel Berry have to say about this?

Have our resident diva carefully setting up the PCD on her windowsill, looking uncertainly at the camera. When she's assured that it's recording, she peers into it like this is the most important question she will ever ask anyone in her entire life.]

Does anyone have a piano or any other musical instruments? Oh, and I need a sound system. Preferably surround, if that sort of thing is available around here.

[And she pauses to contemplate this.]

And has anyone tried holy water on this whole 'demon' problem? I mean, I don't believe in it, but I think Quinn told me once that holy water can melt sin. Or something.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

Good luck with finding them. This world is a bit lacking.

It's good to meet you, Miss Berry. I am Remus Lupin.

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[somethingspecial]

[Remus Lupin... that sounds so familiar... pause.]

... you're kidding, right? I mean, I'm new, but I'm not stupid.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

...No?

[Bollocks, she wasn't another person like Jr. who thought he was fictional...was she?]

That's my name.

[As unfortunate as it is.]

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[somethingspecial]

... so you're the werewolf in the third movie? I have to say, your acting was much to be desired. You didn't connect to your audience at all. Maybe I can give you lessons.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

[BRB, Rachel, you just sent him into flail mode. So while he's switching over to private this shit, you get some accidental keyboard smashing.]

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Don't say that! Do you realize everyone can hear that little piece of information?

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[somethingspecial]

[... what.]

It's nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone has roles that they don't particularly want in order to make it to the top! Do you really think Robert Pattison wants to be Edward Cullen?

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll win an Oscar someday.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

...I'm not an actor.

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[somethingspecial]

Then what are you?

... are you one of those crazy Harry Potter fans? I've never met one in person before.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

[He shakes his head.]

I've seen this before. You think I'm fictional, but I assure you, I'm not, at least not where I come from. This world is made up of other worlds, and apparently in some, I come from a series of books, or films, as you've established.

But I really am Remus Lupin.

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... are you going to bite me and turn me into a werewolf?

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

[...Sigh.]

Of course not.

Just...don't say that word. People may get the wrong impression.

[Yes, he's back into denial mode.]

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[somethingspecial]

[Rachel regards Remus skeptically before shrugging.]

Whatever. As long as you don't try to eat me, I guess I don't really care.

[Edward and Alphonse are freakin' alchemists. Werewolves? Why the fuck not.]

... the acting in that movie was positively atrocious, though. You should sue for damages.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

...Right.

I'll probably never see it. And I doubt it will ever exist in my world.

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[somethingspecial]

Right -- because you don't have movies as wizards. Or whatever.

I never read the books. No offense.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

Doesn't mean I haven't seen any. Monty Python and the Holy Grail was great fun.

None taken.

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[somethingspecial]

Ugh, Finn loves that movie. I don't understand it. The humor is so ... [Rachel waves a hand to find the word.] ... well, it's just so.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

English. And random.

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[somethingspecial]

Yes! Thank you. Though not all English productions are bad. I'm a fan of the original London cast for Les Miserables.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

West End, correct? Or...Broadway for Americans. I've never seen a live muggle musical.

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[somethingspecial]

Really? That's a disgrace. They're my entire reason for living.

[She's totally serious.]

I've sung several pieces from Les Miserables in glee club.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

My family doesn't have a lot of money for such leisure. I have read the book, however. Very French.

...Glee club?

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[somethingspecial]

The musical is better! I can sing it for you if you want.

[Yes. The entire thing, Remus.]

New Directions! It's a showchoir.

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[lupinnotlupus.livejournal.com]

You don't have to.

What...is a showchoir? What it sounds like?

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[somethingspecial]

It's singing and choreography! I'm the lead female vocalist.