IC: VOICEMAIL

[somethingspecial]

Hello, Adstringendum! This is Rachel Berry and I'm unable to come to the phone right now due to some pressing matters that I must get resolved or else. If you would like to get a hold of me for any reason whatsoever -- business or otherwise --, please leave a message after the beep!

... Does this thing beep?

Oh, well -- beep!

ooc: Need to get in contact with Rachel and there's no available post? Comment away!

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[expunger]

Yes.

[Simply. She gives Rachel another minute or so to gawk before leading her with a gesture down a kind of path that goes down, down, down, and then around until they're cutting into the mountain high up, which isn't as far away as it looked before.

It seems to go on forever, until the claustrophobic rock formations open abruptly to a huge valley- an incredibly, vividly green jungle valley that's so obviously out of place that you can practically trace the seam between two different worlds compressing together. The wave rock curves over and over and over, and the rocks even crest like waves, but the underside of every rock facing into the valley is bright jungle so it looks like the rock folds over the rainforest like paper.

A steep channel in the mountainside rising high above them is filled with dense green vegetation and a bright blue, gorgeous waterfall. In one place, the line of rock containing the rainforest cuts into the mountain like someone took a huge chunk out of it. In the empty space is one part of an enormous statue that looks bizarrely like it's holding up part of the mountain.

She says nothing. The bizarre and breathtaking place should speak for itself.]