6 [Video]

[somethingspecial]

Good afternoon, Adstringendum!

[Rachel is sitting outside, on a wall, positively beaming. Her hands are in her lap and she is swinging her legs back and forth. At her side is a bag and a pile of papers ruffling gently in the wind, bound by twine. She looks happier than she's ever been.]

A lot of the population has been feeling down lately, so I offer my services to any of those who need cheering up! Music is a powerful motivator and I know I can do something to help make everyone feel good.

So please, let me know! I can be there shortly.

ooc: Rachel is affected by all seven virtues. Yup. Charity, kindness, humility, diligence, patience, temperance, and chastity. In other words, she is a perfect fucking angel for a week. Everybody enjoy it will you can.

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[somethingspecial]

You're one of my friends! Of course I would be nice to you.

[saintedsinner]

Okay, now I know something's wrong. There's a thing going on, isn't there? What day is it?

[somethingspecial]

Sunday.

[CUE INSTANT CONCERN.]

Are you okay, Edward? Do you need help?

[thesoulbound]

I'm fine. I seem to be the only sane person around here!

[somethingspecial]

I am sane. I'm just trying to help.

[saintedsinner]

No, you're being weird. Very, VERY weird.


I have my eye on you.

[somethingspecial]

... why? I'm just trying to be nice! Have I done something to offend you? I can make it better!

[saintedsinner]

No-just-....

-=Trying to figure out what to say, here.=-

Just.. stay inside.

[somethingspecial]

But why? So many people need help.

[saintedsinner]

Because not everyone is going to appreciate your help in a completely non-injurous way!

[somethingspecial]

... but I'm not going to threaten anyone.

[SHE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.]

[saintedsinner]

But they're going to threaten you!

[somethingspecial]

Oh, I don't think so! We just need to offer them kindness!

[Just lock her in a room, Edward, she's going to offer to sing carols to Madara.]

[saintedsinner]

Don't tell me you need a fucking babysitter too!

[somethingspecial]

Why would I?

And you should really improve your language, Edward, some people may find it offensive.

[saintedsinner]

Because you're not acting right in the head! Weeks ago you were worried and had that stupid rape whistle around your neck forever!

[somethingspecial]

I'm acting perfectly normal, Edward, you need to calm down... though your concern is touching and I appreciate it all the same.

[SHE LEFT HER RAPE WHISTLE AT SOLVE, ED. WHAT NOW. WHAT NOW.]

[saintedsinner]

-=ED'S GONNA FIND IT AND TRANSMUTE IT INTO A THIMBLE!=-

[somethingspecial]

[BUT SHE NEEDS THAT.]

[saintedsinner]

-=THIMBLE! Don't need a rape whistle inside the damn house!=-