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[Rachel is carefully lighting another candle on her battered menorah, which is sitting in her windowsill, glaring outside at the never-setting sun. She seems to be humming underneath her breath and she sits on her bed to watch the candle flicker, an odd look on her face.

She hasn't ever celebrated Hanukkah without her family before.

But Rachel glances at the PCD and the odd expression is gone in an instant, replaced by a smile of determination.]

Kurt, I think we should begin auditions for a glee club of our own in Adstringendum. I've received several notifications of interest in the subject and I think that as co-captain, I can't ignore the need for entertainment in this city any more. I was considering sometime next week, after the sun has set... it will give us time to gather materials and a proper list of all those interested.

[She then reaches out and shuts off the feed, but not before she looks at her menorah one last time.]

Comments

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I've found several possible candidates, though Kurt and I need to examine them fully.

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[exarmatio]

Oh, really? Do you have enough?

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Well, to compete back home, we needed twelve members. Seeing as there is no competition, we can make due with less.

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[exarmatio]

Oh! W-well, good!

[OH MY GOD RACHEL DOES HE SOUND RELIEVED. He was certain you were going to ask him.]

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[Asking her housemates is on her agenda. She has to collaborate with Kurt first.]

I'll have to challenge Kurt for solos if we're going to do this equally.

[She sounds pained. Really. She does.]

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[exarmatio]

... what do you mean?

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Have you heard Kurt sing?

[Video]

[exarmatio]

... oh. I-I think I get it.

[Because he sounds like a GIRL, Rachel.]

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[Kurt is her only competition. Truly. That's why she's such a bitch to him.]

Though I doubt we will need to compete at all. It isn't as if we're working to impress anyone or win anything.

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E-exactly! No need to fight over it!

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Yes. Exactly!

Though I am singing Don't Cry For Me, Argentina should Evita ever come into discussion.

[Video] ... RACHEL BROKE MY ITALICS AGAIN

[exarmatio]

[... should he even ask.]

Wh-what is that?

[Video] SHE TOPS HTML. ALSO UM 1/IDEK

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[Video] DONE.

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You don't know Evita?

[Video] FFFFF

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N-no, I'm afraid not...

[Oh damn, he knew he shouldn't have asked.]

[Video] EVITA IS SERIOUS SHIT.

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Evita! Andrew Lloyd Webber! Madonna! Don't Cry For Me Argentina! You've never heard of it? At all?

Oh my goodness, we need to have a Broadway intervention.

[Video] CLEARLY.

[exarmatio]

N-no... My village was fairly far away from a major city, a-and I spent most of my time studying...

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That's no excuse for a lack of culture!

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Y-yes it is...

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It most certainly is not. Kurt and I will need to remedy this immediately.

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B-b-but I...! H-how are you going to... th-there are no televisions--

[Because he thinks it's a movie. Which it is, but.]

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It isn't a movie, it's a life-changing cultural experience.

[... well, okay, she realizes that it's a movie, but whatever.]

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[exarmatio]

[Oh god what has he gotten himself into OH GOD.]