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somethingspecial) wrote2011-05-25 09:57 pm
somethingspecial) wrote2011-05-25 09:57 pm
Entry tags:
- !event: dystopian flux crossover,
- caution: diva at work,
- does anyone have any holy water?,
- have some hurr in for your derp,
- just a normal teenager,
- my michael jackson tribute was better,
- panic at the solve,
- projects are awesome,
- rachel berry: motivated,
- upon these stones a barricade shall rise,
- zombies are really disgusting
26 [Accidental Video]
[Adstringendum, you have a wonderful view of a staircase within Solve et Coagula. The PCD looks like it's on the floor and no one seems to be in sight -- yet.
Soon, a mattress appears at the top of the staircase, wielded by the tiny diva powerhouse that is Rachel Berry. She looks like she's having some difficulty pulling the mattress upright, but one does not master the art of the pique without having supreme body strength. So, on the very tips of her toes, Rachel manages to place the mattress near the top of the stairs --
But unfortunately for Rachel, the mattress is much taller than she is, and when it tips forward, so does she, and with a massive yelp, Rachel lands on the mattress, on her stomach, as the mattress flies down the stairs like the hounds of hell were after it.
She rockets past the camera and there is a resounding crash as the mattress slams into the front door, along with a groan and a shuffle off-screen as Rachel pushes herself up. Soon, she falls back into frame, rubbing her head with an irritated look, wincing as her fingers find the back of her head.]
Building these things is much easier on stage than it is in real life...
Soon, a mattress appears at the top of the staircase, wielded by the tiny diva powerhouse that is Rachel Berry. She looks like she's having some difficulty pulling the mattress upright, but one does not master the art of the pique without having supreme body strength. So, on the very tips of her toes, Rachel manages to place the mattress near the top of the stairs --
But unfortunately for Rachel, the mattress is much taller than she is, and when it tips forward, so does she, and with a massive yelp, Rachel lands on the mattress, on her stomach, as the mattress flies down the stairs like the hounds of hell were after it.
She rockets past the camera and there is a resounding crash as the mattress slams into the front door, along with a groan and a shuffle off-screen as Rachel pushes herself up. Soon, she falls back into frame, rubbing her head with an irritated look, wincing as her fingers find the back of her head.]
Building these things is much easier on stage than it is in real life...
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[Rachel hasn't gone outside, but she's been watching the network.]
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Filled -- ? You should come stay here.
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Deal.
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If not, I could meet you halfway with a baseball bat.
[She is totally serious. That's how Noah and Finn say it works in Left 4 Dead or whatever video game they play whenever they hang out together.]
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Stay where you are.
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... but she sighs.]
Alright.
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[Scary Rachel is extraordinarily scary. :| -- besides, Blaine doesn't seem to mind Jesse's existence, Kurt will always be a bitch, and Negi and Al seem pretty okay with it.
... and Edward -- well, Rachel can deal with that.]
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It is, you know.
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Don't do that, there is a zombie apocalypse outside, you --
[But then, Rachel pauses, and she steps forward with a frown.]
You are okay, right?
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You've never performed Thriller?
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[And Rachel hunches her shoulders slightly, for effect, though the grin sort of ruins it.]
-- if you had.
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Well, you're pretty tiny for a zombie, if you ask me.
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[SO THERE.]
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[But, if she lets it, this conversation about zombie biting will turn into something else, so Rachel waves a hand dismissively with half a grin.]
And people say that already -- it was my main review, you know, after Sectionals and Regionals --
[And Rachel steps forward, to help him with that mattress, before pausing to amend her statement.]
Well, the ones where I had solos, anyway. Rachel Berry, diminutive diva. I still have the newspaper clipping from Don't Rain On My Parade.
[... it was, like, two sentences, buried in the local news section, but damn it all, Rachel kept it.]
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