Rachel Berry (
somethingspecial) wrote2011-05-25 09:57 pm
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Entry tags:
- !event: dystopian flux crossover,
- caution: diva at work,
- does anyone have any holy water?,
- have some hurr in for your derp,
- just a normal teenager,
- my michael jackson tribute was better,
- panic at the solve,
- projects are awesome,
- rachel berry: motivated,
- upon these stones a barricade shall rise,
- zombies are really disgusting
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[Adstringendum, you have a wonderful view of a staircase within Solve et Coagula. The PCD looks like it's on the floor and no one seems to be in sight -- yet.
Soon, a mattress appears at the top of the staircase, wielded by the tiny diva powerhouse that is Rachel Berry. She looks like she's having some difficulty pulling the mattress upright, but one does not master the art of the pique without having supreme body strength. So, on the very tips of her toes, Rachel manages to place the mattress near the top of the stairs --
But unfortunately for Rachel, the mattress is much taller than she is, and when it tips forward, so does she, and with a massive yelp, Rachel lands on the mattress, on her stomach, as the mattress flies down the stairs like the hounds of hell were after it.
She rockets past the camera and there is a resounding crash as the mattress slams into the front door, along with a groan and a shuffle off-screen as Rachel pushes herself up. Soon, she falls back into frame, rubbing her head with an irritated look, wincing as her fingers find the back of her head.]
Building these things is much easier on stage than it is in real life...
Soon, a mattress appears at the top of the staircase, wielded by the tiny diva powerhouse that is Rachel Berry. She looks like she's having some difficulty pulling the mattress upright, but one does not master the art of the pique without having supreme body strength. So, on the very tips of her toes, Rachel manages to place the mattress near the top of the stairs --
But unfortunately for Rachel, the mattress is much taller than she is, and when it tips forward, so does she, and with a massive yelp, Rachel lands on the mattress, on her stomach, as the mattress flies down the stairs like the hounds of hell were after it.
She rockets past the camera and there is a resounding crash as the mattress slams into the front door, along with a groan and a shuffle off-screen as Rachel pushes herself up. Soon, she falls back into frame, rubbing her head with an irritated look, wincing as her fingers find the back of her head.]
Building these things is much easier on stage than it is in real life...
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Are you all right?
[Yeah he'll make sure of that before he laughs and congratulates her like he would a frat buddy. Because seriously. That was kind of awesome.]
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...oh, marvelous.
[Mutter, mutter, irritation -- ]
My take at mattress sledding was recorded, I'm certain I'll win a Tony for that performance --
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... Miss Rachel?
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Yes?
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... um... what were you... trying to do?
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You need some help Rachel?
[Though really...he might not be that much help.]
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[Rachel is -- well, flat on her ass, on her mattress, rubbing the back of her head with something of a sheepish expression.]
Hello.
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[He sort of just...stares for a moment before running down the stairs and holding out a hand for Rachel to take so he can help her up. Because that is what dapper gentlemen do.]
You alright?
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[Offline] NO GET OUT HUGGA GOD
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[Offline] FINE /LEAVES AND CRIES JUST TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD
[Offline] PARDON MY CUTTING IN, THE GIRLS NEED A HERO
[Offline] RACHEL IS MORE GUY THAN BLAINE IS OKAY SHE TAKES OFFENSE.
[Offline] SHUT UP YOU ARE HURTING HIS MANHOOD
[Offline] GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS
[Offline] AT THE DOLL HOUSE IN FT. LAUDERDALE
[Offline] W/E SHUT UP
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[... get it, because it was a flop. Get it. Get it.]
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Shall I venture a guess as to what you were doing? And if my guess is correct, why did you not ask me for assistance?
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No, you may not venture a guess, and whatever that guess is, it is most definitely wrong.
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...And there are my-mother-is-Patti-Lupone moments in which he - doesn't even know what to -
Yeah well that's one of those. That and he's worried]
Rachel - are you ok?
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She cringes to herself as she rubs her head, but looks over at the camera with a blink, before she brightens.]
Jesse! Are you?
[... like she had not just mattress surfed down a flight of stairs and slammed into a door at full tilt, there is a zombie apocalypse running around, okay.]
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What are you building?
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[She is most certainly not building a barricade, okay, hush.]
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...At least the front door was not open. [Because Azar knows where you'd have ended up, Rachel.]
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...small graces.
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